Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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