I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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