Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point