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If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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(216): If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer<div>(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.</div> http://tfl.nu/erbk

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Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??

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(573): Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B?? http://tfl.nu/t2no

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i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both

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(248): i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both http://tfl.nu/4hk0

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don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

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(817): don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do. http://tfl.nu/i2co

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i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.

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(727): i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR. http://tfl.nu/oyj0

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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew

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(360): i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew http://tfl.nu/ocbg

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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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(516): please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself. http://tfl.nu/xysw

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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.

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(517): just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out. http://tfl.nu/s711

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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"

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(505): We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!" http://tfl.nu/sk68

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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.

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(415): i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things. http://tfl.nu/f722

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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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(978): Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question http://tfl.nu/aezp

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Did you bedazzle the elevator?

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(845): Did you bedazzle the elevator? http://tfl.nu/4rct

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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"

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(907): We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!" http://tfl.nu/scid

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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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(306): No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit. http://tfl.nu/ncdk

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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.

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20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun

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(616): Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night. (402): 20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun http://tfl.nu/qbq0

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