brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
high people should be assigned attendants
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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