can u get pink eye on your cock?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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