Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed