he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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