dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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