like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I am one with the molecules
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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