i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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