fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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