First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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