Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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