party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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