that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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