Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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