dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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