I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You dont lie about slip and slides
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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