Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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