A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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