I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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