NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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