I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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