I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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