Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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