I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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