508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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