I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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