I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
