ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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