found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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