Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
