He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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