I don't think brook has ever known best
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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