giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
