my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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