Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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