he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dick very happy bro
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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