what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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