if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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