i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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