OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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