the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
