You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I want to fling myself into the sun
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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