She said her name was "party"
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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