I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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