hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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