I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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