i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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