Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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