I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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