Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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