My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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