yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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