clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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