Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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