Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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