tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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